(I cheated and stole this picture off his myspace page)so i just moved to North Park (district in SD) and went to go outside to smoke. Open the door and right there in front of me is this Huge skunk, with his tail over his head, ready to shoot. I scream "OMG, NO!!". . . then slammed the door on my leg, fell down and hurt myself. Then the skunk sprayed the hell out of my door and a little bit on me. My place stunk so bad for days!! Since then, I've noticed the skunk every night. I mean just the other night I was having drinks with a date on the patio in the back yard and he looks at me and says "did you know that there's a huge skunk in your backyard"? I just saw the skunk again last night. Dont know what to do. I'm guessing they are here cause I live so close to Balboa Park and the San Diego Zoo. But seriously, only roaming skunk attacks happen to me. How do I solve my problem? I'm finding myself acting sneeky everytime i want to go outside.
I can picture in my head all of this happening to him.
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HaHa! I laughed so much when I first read this. Something like this could only happen to Ryan.
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